Stedman and Hutchinson, comps. A Library of American Literature:
An Anthology in Eleven Volumes. 1891.
Vols. IX–XI: Literature of the Republic, Part IV., 1861–1889
Yankee Doodle
By Revolutionary Songs and BalladsF
Along with Captain Gooding,
And there we see the men and boys,
As thick as hasty pudding.
Yankee Doodle, dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
As rich as ’Squire David;
And what they wasted every day
I wish it could be saved.
Would keep an house a winter;
They have as much that, I’ll be bound,
They eat it when they’re a mind to.
Large as a log of maple,
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father’s cattle.
It takes a horn of powder,
And makes a noise like father’s gun,
Only a nation louder.
As Siah’s underpinning;
And father went as nigh again,
I thought the deuce was in him.
I thought he would have cocked it;
It scared me so, I shrinked it off,
And hung by father’s pocket.
He kind of clapt his hand on’t,
And stuck a crooked stabbing iron
Upon the little end on’t.
As big as mother’s bason;
And every time they touched it off,
They scampered like the nation.
The heads were made of leather,
They knocked upon’t with little clubs
And called the folks together.
And gentlefolks about him,
They say he’s grown so tarnal proud
He will not ride without ’em.
Upon a slapping stallion,
He set the world along in rows,
In hundreds and in millions.
They looked so tearing fine ah,
I wanted pockily to get,
To give to my Jemimah.
A digging graves, they told me,
So tarnal long, so tarnal deep,
They ’tended they should hold me.
Nor stopped, as I remember,
Nor turned about, till I got home,
Locked up in mother’s chamber.