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The Unkindest Cut
By Martial (c. 40c. 104 A.D.)
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After having three bottles apiece,
You recall that I asked you to dine,
And you’ve come, you absurdest of geese!
I was maudlin, you should have been mellow,
All thought of the morrow away:
Well, he’s but a sorry good fellow
Whose mind’s not a blank the next day!