The World’s Wit and Humor: An Encyclopedia in 15 Volumes. 1906.
Carlo Innocenzo Frugoni (16921768)In Praise of Small People
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In your praise I’m very strong;
Great big people, go along!
That’s a truth can’t be gainsaid,
And if it should be, who’s afraid?
When she works in little space:
’Tis her most praiseworthy case.
Is forced to do its very best,
And so it’s famed from east to west.
I never could, for all their size,
See whereabouts their merit lies.
All legs and arms; and grant they be
Handsome in face, what’s that, per se?
Than of brain-pan comprehensive.
Their clothing must be quite expensive.
For my part I should like to know
How ever they could be “the go.”
Fits in every corner snugly;
And if he’s ugly, he’s less ugly.
In a fight, who more serene?
Besides, he’s very little seen.
To the rarest things on earth!
Pearls are ocean’s prettiest birth.
Makes the bravest that go nigh ’em
Pale, to think of passing by ’em.
Yet in pots, lo! how they please;
They’re the garden’s protégés.
At such distance, who would grow one
To adorn his window? No one.
Being big, must slink away,
Or, at best, fill kennels—eh?—
To be larger than grace chooses,
All in ladies’ linen snoozes.
See if now your praise sings small;
See if now ye mind the tall!
Let their heads be ne’er so high,
What can they possibly reply?