The World’s Wit and Humor: An Encyclopedia in 15 Volumes. 1906.
College HumorWon the Pot
J. R., in “The Columbia Spectator”
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I hold it firm in mine,
And scan its outlines fine.
My eyes expand,
And grow with love intense and strong;
I gaze upon it fond and long,
That little hand!
It is so smooth, so pure and white,
And covered o’er with diamonds quite,
In beauty grand.
Oh, how I love it! See me press
It to my lips in fond caress,
That little hand!
There are no others fair as you!
I lay you down, and gladly too,
With manner bland.
It was a diamond flush and straight!
Soon may I hold its charming mate!
That little hand!